You think that our pets are so cute and fluffy? Are so
wonderful, neat and pure?
NO!!! While we are giving some milk and food to them they develop a Great Plan under the title"Flyffy Attack"!
So I've revealed their plan.
In such a way they pretend
Don't believe - that's their true selves! Revenge!
Revenge for this
They are ready for revenger
They pretend to be peaceful but keep their eyes not being noticed
or almost not being noticed
They penetrate into our houses under the pretence of cute creatures
And at the same time behind our backs ... they train
Steal our food from under our very nose
And train again
Their scientist -
develop a new kind of fluffy soldiers!
While some are trying to get out of incarceration
The other calmly wait for liberation
When their leaders are arguing about great attack
They spy on us
And at the same time they pretend to be peaceful and innocent
They use ones
And carry on talks with the others
Even with their enemies
They learn to control them
Sometimes they are a success
By the way they are still thraining
And their scientists are still developing super soldiers
They have learnt to cloning
And they raise different mutation - cats with ultravision
Super fast cats under the codenames "Flash"
They learn to do without food and water - electricity is their food
While you are free from Internet they try to break up the Pentagon keyword
And they are SO MAD if they fail
And still train
Besides, some of them are go crazy
And they are still innocent
They continue to carry on talks
At the some time the special squads of signalers are laying the lines of communication
And the squads of mine - layers are doing their filthy job
They even have a special squad "Fluffy Ninja"
Which go through a special course of training - the toughest
Ninja even train with each other
They can attack behind the back not being noticed
And suddenly when you are asleep
You cannot see them unless they want to be seen themselves
They are kings of disguise
Yeah, they do it perfectly
They are trained by Master-Ninja Coon
Without a second rest, their scientists continue to develop super soldiers
even with exotic weapon
even with a LASER weapon
and even biosoldiers who poison our food
They even develop afluffy biomass - bioreactor for making fluffy mutants
And even a new kind - SpiderCat - it can attack you from ceiling or wall
Yeah, they are innocent, without doubt
And trainings again
And this is the moment when they are ready to jump
And some of them are trying
When they are ready to seize the storehouse with provision
To rush into our rooms
And even to attack
Oops! They clutch at their head
And some are even hysterical
They are afraid: "What if it doesn't work?!"
They pray: "Let everything be successful!"
They do it to sneak up to us and...
say "I'm here, with you, don't be scared - everything will be OK" in our hour of need.