Cats attack!

You think that our pets are so cute and fluffy? Are so wonderful, neat and pure?
NO!!! While we are giving some milk and food to them they develop a Great Plan under the title“Flyffy Attack”!

So I’vel revealed their plan.

In such a way they pretend



Don’t believe - that’s their true selves! Revenge!

Revenge for this



THIS



AND THIS!!!



They are ready for revenger



They pretend to be peaceful but keep their eyes not being noticed

or almost not being noticed



They penetrate into our houses under the pretence of cute creatures



And at the same time behind our backs ... they train



Steal our food from under our very nose



And train again



Their scientist -



develop a new kind of fluffy soldiers!




While some are trying to get out of incarceration



The other calmly wait for liberation



When their leaders are arguing about great attack



They spy on us



And at the same time they pretend to be peaceful and innocent



They use ones



And carry on talks with the others




Even with their enemies



They learn to control them



Sometimes they are a success



By the way they are still thraining



And their scientists are still developing super soldiers



They have learnt to cloning



And they raise different mutation - cats with ultravision




Vampires



Super fast cats under the codenames “Flash”



They learn to do without food and water - electricity is their food



While you are free from Internet they try to break up the Pentagon keyword



And they are SO MAD if they fail



They theach



And still train




Besides, some of them are go crazy



And they are still innocent



They continue to carry on talks



Successfully



At the some time the special squads of signalers are laying the lines of communication



And the squads of mine - layers are doing their filthy job



They even have a special squad “Fluffy Ninja”




Which go through a special course of training - the toughest



Ninja even train with each other



They can attack behind the back not being noticed



And suddenly when you are asleep



You cannot see them unless they want to be seen themselves



They are kings of disguise



Yeah, they do it perfectly




They are trained by Master-Ninja Coon



Without a second rest, their scientists continue to develop super soldiers



even with exotic weapon



even with a LASER weapon



and even biosoldiers who poison our food



and “water”



They even develop afluffy biomass - bioreactor for making fluffy mutants




And even a new kind - SpiderCat - it can attack you from ceiling or wall



Yeah, they are innocent, without doubt



But trainings...



And trainings again



And this is the moment when they are ready to jump



And some of them are trying



When they are ready to seize the storehouse with provision



To rush into our rooms




And even to attack



Oops! They clutch at their head



They panic



And some are even hysterical



They are afraid: “What if it doesn’t work?!“



They pray: “Let everything be successful!”

They do it to sneak up to us and...





















say “I’m here, with you, don’t be scared - everything will be OK” in our hour of need.